They test it. They don't even give people paper towels without testing it first. How do you think they know that Bounty is the quicker picker-upper? They test it, and you know what happens to all the other paper towels that couldn't sop up the grease? They fail and get sent back.
Chris Rock : Well, maybe if they would've told the paper towel that he needed to sop up the grease to get to the store, he would've done better. Narrator : What are you talking about?
You started it. Narrator : [to Rochelle] I'm sorry, but it's all right there in the test. Rochelle : Tests, tests. You keep talking about tests. I'm here to talk about my son. I mean, what does a test prove anyway? Charles Manson passed some tests. Narrator : I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your son. Rochelle : Well, I'm saying that there's something wrong with you. You're supposed to be a guidance counselor. Rock is Mr. Abbott, the counselor assigned to Chris Tyler James Williams after the kid all but blows his eighth-grade exams.
Actually, Mr. Abbott is more of a misguidance counselor. Jaded, disinterested and a bit prejudice. The comic turned sitcom producer, whose rocky school days inspired the semiautobiographical Everybody Hates Chris , makes his first-ever guest appearance on the CW series.
Abbott is more of a mis guidance counselor. Jaded, disinterested and a bit prejudiced, the character is Rock's sweet revenge on all the not-so-helpful advisers who couldn't or wouldn't keep the budding comic in school past the 10th grade. Superheroes Behind Oolipo Contact. Here is a short clip in which Zuzu says this sentence:. View this post on Instagram. Wonder woman of blogging Read More. Chris: Bald. Abbott: Excuse me? Chris: Sorry. I was still on "father.
Abbott: Thank God. I thought you had a bald mother. Quote from Manny. Adult Chris: [v. Chris: Hey, Manny, did you ever go to college?
Manny: Always wanted to, but I found out I couldn't. Chris: Why not? Manny: I had this thing called "extenuating circumstances. Omar: Like what? Manny: I never finished high school. So I got a job here and when Manny died, I took over.
Chris: Wait, you had the same name as the owner? Manny: No, no, no, my name was Lester. But I had to make a choice: change the sign or change my name. And that sign was expensive. Quote from Greg. Abbott: You did unbelievable on this test. There's a lot of things you could do when you get out of college. Greg: At first, I was thinking I could start up an investment banking firm, or maybe franchise a coffee store.
Abbott: "Franchise a coffee store"? That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. A store that sells nothing but coffee?
Well, what you going to open up next? A place that sells nothing but staples? Oh, what's after that? A place that sells everything for 99 cents? Greg: Well, see that's what I was going to tell you. I settled on being an astronaut. I'm wearing a diaper. Abbott: A diaper?!
You mean, you want to fly a rocket, but you're still gonna pee in your pants?
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